Kids Say the Darndest Things

Olivia: Mom, I can really tell that I am growing up
Me: Oh really, how?
Olivia: Because my breasts are starting to wiggle!


Olivia: Mom, how does Jesus go up and down everyday?
Me: (confused) Huh?
Olivia: How does Jesus go up and down everyday?
Me: (still confused) I have no idea what you are talking about.
Olivia: Mom! He is the sun, the sun, get it? Brother Goes told me Jesus is the "sun" of God so how does he go up and down everyday?